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    If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim.

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To me, Microsoft has behaved like the clear-cutters of the computer software industry.

To me, Microsoft has behaved like the clear-cutters of the computer software industry.

by Eric Allman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We'd have him here for two or three weeks. He always ate better when I went out there with him.

We'd have him here for two or three weeks. He always ate better when I went out there with him.

by Leroy Adcock Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We're trying to keep all costs down.

We're trying to keep all costs down.

by Angela Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Basically, they're selling the foundation to pay for the mortgage. These lands really belong to future generations and shouldn't be read more

Basically, they're selling the foundation to pay for the mortgage. These lands really belong to future generations and shouldn't be sold to the highest bidder. There's no reason why the world's biggest economic power needs to sell parkland to make ends meet.

by Eric Antebi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Although it is unlikely that the Iranian nuclear dispute will lead to a curtailment of oil shipments, there is clearly read more

Although it is unlikely that the Iranian nuclear dispute will lead to a curtailment of oil shipments, there is clearly a large premium on oil prices due to the ongoing tensions.

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It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health read more

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.

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They needed a school teacher to organize things,

They needed a school teacher to organize things,

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Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be read more

Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.

by Jane Austen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay read more

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.

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