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    If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim.

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You got people going home, with people seeing they got nothing and spotting a house that's high and dry. It's read more

You got people going home, with people seeing they got nothing and spotting a house that's high and dry. It's a sad situation. Illegal, nonetheless.

by Bruce Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In short, all things that please the natural man in this world, are, to a true Christian, only so many read more

In short, all things that please the natural man in this world, are, to a true Christian, only so many crosses and temptations, allurements of sin and snares of death, that continually exercise his virtue.

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It was probably a 380 (foot) shot.

It was probably a 380 (foot) shot.

by Joe Archuleta Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The government has a solid base. The next government will be judged according to its pre-election promise: to fix Israel's read more

The government has a solid base. The next government will be judged according to its pre-election promise: to fix Israel's borders based on demographic considerations.

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In a body [like Congress] where there are more than one hundred talking lawyers, you can make no calculation upon read more

In a body [like Congress] where there are more than one hundred talking lawyers, you can make no calculation upon the termination of any debate.

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What does your sorrow do while you're sleeping? It is awaken and waiting. And, when it loses patience, it wakes read more

What does your sorrow do while you're sleeping? It is awaken and waiting. And, when it loses patience, it wakes me up.

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We thought it was going to happen, we've been dreaming it for 32 years,

We thought it was going to happen, we've been dreaming it for 32 years,

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Nobody answered the phone anyway. We had to leave messages. Said, thanks for coming, we appreciate it, stuff like that.

Nobody answered the phone anyway. We had to leave messages. Said, thanks for coming, we appreciate it, stuff like that.

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Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience.

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