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    If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim.

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Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt.

Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt.

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You would attain to the divine perfection....

You would attain to the divine perfection....

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There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); read more

There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is a very good party town, a good drinking place. I definitely would like to come back and check it out further. Do some more research, as I call it.

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm hoping to get track-side for that one. It's equivalent to being next to your favorite baseball payer or Barry read more

I'm hoping to get track-side for that one. It's equivalent to being next to your favorite baseball payer or Barry Bonds, in the presence of legends.

by Mark Amirault Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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and once it leaves their hands it's someone else's problem.

and once it leaves their hands it's someone else's problem.

by Ethan Albright Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer.

Gotta take my puppy on the road with me, Killer.

by Gregg Allman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Every kid got a gift, and moms got gifts to wrap and put under the tree.

Every kid got a gift, and moms got gifts to wrap and put under the tree.

by Debbie Andrews Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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All you have to do is watch the first minute and a half of the new season, and you know read more

All you have to do is watch the first minute and a half of the new season, and you know there's no other show like it.

by Chris Albrecht Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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My dad was a pretty poor guy, he didn't have a whole lot of money. He always wanted something for read more

My dad was a pretty poor guy, he didn't have a whole lot of money. He always wanted something for my brother and myself, some kind of business. He'd asked the owners of this course to call him if it ever came up for sale, and one day, they called. I had a scholarship offer to Ohio State and my dad said, 'Son, what do you want to do, cut grass or go to school?' I said, what do you want me to do, Dad? He said, 'Well, I can't afford any help.' I said, 'No problem, Dad, I'll help you cut grass.' Looking back, I think I made the right decision.

by John Aubrey Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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