We did that to keep people from all over the country from entering, because we have a grand prize -- read more

We did that to keep people from all over the country from entering, because we have a grand prize -- and a significant one at that. Only people who know about this contest through the radio station or the paper will be able to enter.

I want to continue doing as big a variety of things as I can do, and if that means I read more

I want to continue doing as big a variety of things as I can do, and if that means I have the honor of getting to do more feature work, I would love that. I know that if I make any other long-term TV commitments, it's not going to be on a drama.

yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad read more

yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad news. When they flip on the TV, they want to get AWAY from their problems, not hear about people getting thrown overboard tied to their boat anchor or working out so they can strangle innocent kids faster and better.

I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought read more

I have a history in football but what is the history of this guy, this midget [Michael Owen]? He ought to clean his tongue and wash the boots of David Beckham as they are so wet tonight.

The first two months I imagined Godzilla, ... Then I got bored of that and I imagined different things. What read more

The first two months I imagined Godzilla, ... Then I got bored of that and I imagined different things. What if my agent was that big? What if my dog was that big?

The changes implemented by the AHL last season were successful in increasing the flow of the game and generating additional read more

The changes implemented by the AHL last season were successful in increasing the flow of the game and generating additional offensive opportunities, and the NHL's recent revisions in their own rules package will further enhance the quality of our sport.

This will eliminate the need for the tent and free up more space in the hog and sheep barns.

This will eliminate the need for the tent and free up more space in the hog and sheep barns.

It was kind of sloppy, but we played good. They hit the ball well on us, but we went up read more

It was kind of sloppy, but we played good. They hit the ball well on us, but we went up big early and kept fighting them off.

I told her we just needed a ball into the outfield.

I told her we just needed a ball into the outfield.