If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd read more

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.

Breaking a glass in the Northwest is rather like belching in Arabia, for it appears to be done as a read more

Breaking a glass in the Northwest is rather like belching in Arabia, for it appears to be done as a mark of appreciation or elation.

What was most annoying to me as I returned as a tourist with my granddaughter is how seriously you all read more

What was most annoying to me as I returned as a tourist with my granddaughter is how seriously you all take yourselves. Now, I know it is the capital of the free world and a lot of people there have major important jobs but most don't!

The race went well but the start was difficult. The gun isn't loud enough.

The race went well but the start was difficult. The gun isn't loud enough.

The people who are participating in this boycott are simply letting everybody know that we have an impact. The people read more

The people who are participating in this boycott are simply letting everybody know that we have an impact. The people organizing this want to make sure the message is positive.

Touch seems to be as essential as sunlight

Touch seems to be as essential as sunlight

Just about every apartment complex in the north part of town is being converted. The price is so much better read more

Just about every apartment complex in the north part of town is being converted. The price is so much better than a single-family residence.

I think this is the biggest disservice to middle-aged men. A lot of them used to look dignified, and now read more

I think this is the biggest disservice to middle-aged men. A lot of them used to look dignified, and now they look like rumpled old men.

It has been hard to fit Scott in, but we are aware of his record and I'm sure he will read more

It has been hard to fit Scott in, but we are aware of his record and I'm sure he will do very well for them.