I just slipped. It was a little wet, and I couldn't dig in. But, I should have made the play.

I just slipped. It was a little wet, and I couldn't dig in. But, I should have made the play.

A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean read more

A real estate closer. Oh, what's that? I'm a real estate opener. What is a real estate closer? You mean at the end where you've got to sign all those papers?

As soon as you remove user fees there's a massive expansion of demand. In Uganda, Tanzania and Kenya, a total read more

As soon as you remove user fees there's a massive expansion of demand. In Uganda, Tanzania and Kenya, a total of 8 million children went to school who had not gone to school before. You need new teachers, need new classrooms; there are new pressures on the system.

We do feel this is a reactionary act.

We do feel this is a reactionary act.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

You don't want rich people living off poor people who are selling body parts to stay alive.

You don't want rich people living off poor people who are selling body parts to stay alive.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

[During her sabbatical, she said, she would often sit in her backyard in Venice, Calif., thinking and playing with pine read more

[During her sabbatical, she said, she would often sit in her backyard in Venice, Calif., thinking and playing with pine cones.] I was making little pine-cone people with razor blades, ... That's all I did.

I'm very anxious not to fall into archaism or "literary" diction. I want my vocabulary to have a very large read more

I'm very anxious not to fall into archaism or "literary" diction. I want my vocabulary to have a very large range, but the words must be alive.