Nobody talked to nobody. That's why we just was almost too late. If we'd been a little later they would read more

Nobody talked to nobody. That's why we just was almost too late. If we'd been a little later they would have disposed of the bodies with 'next of kin unknown,' and that would have been . . .

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.

We're not trying to be very highbrow about it. I think it's kind of silly that there are elements in read more

We're not trying to be very highbrow about it. I think it's kind of silly that there are elements in society that want to position sex as something that's taboo or dirty. What our publication does is put out the message that it's all good.

It would be a good move to endorse the first African-American presiding officer and an Italian-Irish soccer mom from Great read more

It would be a good move to endorse the first African-American presiding officer and an Italian-Irish soccer mom from Great Neck. We're poster children for the New York State Democratic primary voters.

I think at that point we were aspiring to be a Led Zeppelin kind of a band where you could read more

I think at that point we were aspiring to be a Led Zeppelin kind of a band where you could pick up your acoustic instruments or you could go out and rock or you could play a country song. I love all those bands we got mentioned with, but it never felt like we fit into that group very well. So the fact that they're still saying, 'The band that survived grunge' is kind of funny.

Stop the mindless wishing that things would be different. Rather than wasting time and emotional and spiritual energy in explaining read more

Stop the mindless wishing that things would be different. Rather than wasting time and emotional and spiritual energy in explaining why we don't have what we want, we can start to pursue other ways to get it.

Here was a rare man, who lived a rare life and showed us the way to live life at its read more

Here was a rare man, who lived a rare life and showed us the way to live life at its fullest.

Our market is not characteristic of the nation in so many ways, but one of the more unusual facts is read more

Our market is not characteristic of the nation in so many ways, but one of the more unusual facts is that we are continuing to see increased sales activity, while many others are not.

It's a really innovative idea. I've done concerts for young people all over the world, but I never thought of read more

It's a really innovative idea. I've done concerts for young people all over the world, but I never thought of using the Beatles.