Have a good cry, wash out your heart. If you keep it inside it'll tear you apart. Sometimes you lose, read more

Have a good cry, wash out your heart. If you keep it inside it'll tear you apart. Sometimes you lose, but you're gonna win if you just hang in.

I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I read more

I had a great time getting fat and now I'm going to have an even greater time losing weight. I had four offers from other companies, but I wanted to go with the ... one that I knew would work--and, let's face it, Jenny Craig's food is hands-down the yummiest.

When you're illegal, you have to work and go to your house. You can't make trouble because if the police read more

When you're illegal, you have to work and go to your house. You can't make trouble because if the police catch you, you will be deported.

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a read more

The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make -- not just on your wedding day, but over and over again -- and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife.

What this is about, I think the homosexual agenda and the Log Cabin Republicans, they're the ones at the center read more

What this is about, I think the homosexual agenda and the Log Cabin Republicans, they're the ones at the center of this.

I feel that it's important for the college environment and for the students to be exposed to the issues and read more

I feel that it's important for the college environment and for the students to be exposed to the issues and opportunities the world has to offer. We could all stand to be educated and learn about different cultures.

Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar

Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar

The bodies were in such bad shape they said there was no other way.

The bodies were in such bad shape they said there was no other way.

His pitch count went a little high because of the first couple of innings. We were hoping he could get read more

His pitch count went a little high because of the first couple of innings. We were hoping he could get the win, but we don't want to burn him out because that could carry over the next start.