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They inspected the shell casings and determined they were empty. They said it would be safe to remove the remaining read more

They inspected the shell casings and determined they were empty. They said it would be safe to remove the remaining slabs. They came back today with a crew from the Crane Naval Depot and determined they were empty and harmless.

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My vagina can't give a monologue!

My vagina can't give a monologue!

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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor.

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It's not much of a surprise that the job has been given to him. Pretty much since Day 1 on read more

It's not much of a surprise that the job has been given to him. Pretty much since Day 1 on the job a couple of weeks ago, he's been working on that file.

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Mr. Robertson is, of course, no ordinary private citizen.

Mr. Robertson is, of course, no ordinary private citizen.

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When you're trying to recreate habitat, you do it in hopes the amphibians can use it, and you have to read more

When you're trying to recreate habitat, you do it in hopes the amphibians can use it, and you have to manage it in hopes you keep the bullfrog from being successful.

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It hasn't healed yet, but it's functional.

It hasn't healed yet, but it's functional.

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Just because we have a big guest, do we stop going to prayers?

Just because we have a big guest, do we stop going to prayers?

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It made me happy but sad at the same time,

It made me happy but sad at the same time,

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