We just happened to make the last play. If the game lasts another minute, (Missouri State) wins. That's just how read more

We just happened to make the last play. If the game lasts another minute, (Missouri State) wins. That's just how this game was.

What was most annoying to me as I returned as a tourist with my granddaughter is how seriously you all read more

What was most annoying to me as I returned as a tourist with my granddaughter is how seriously you all take yourselves. Now, I know it is the capital of the free world and a lot of people there have major important jobs but most don't!

It has been hard to fit Scott in, but we are aware of his record and I'm sure he will read more

It has been hard to fit Scott in, but we are aware of his record and I'm sure he will do very well for them.

The reality is, it's customary for athletic teams that are in these kinds of big games to provide the Governor's read more

The reality is, it's customary for athletic teams that are in these kinds of big games to provide the Governor's Office with access to tickets.

He told us the game wasn't over. He told us (the Bulldogs) weren't going to quit. We got lackadaisical.

He told us the game wasn't over. He told us (the Bulldogs) weren't going to quit. We got lackadaisical.

We're going to challenge Homer. Homer's going to dictate where we send him.

We're going to challenge Homer. Homer's going to dictate where we send him.

Guns ARE evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!

Guns ARE evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!

Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.

Accident counts for as much in companionship as in marriage.

I don't think we played bad. They just hit the ball (well).

I don't think we played bad. They just hit the ball (well).