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    We missed Valentine's Day by about a week. You can tell your guy you'll trade him this play for three action movies -- football or sports stories or blowing up cities. Just make a deal.

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If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to read more

If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.

by Homero Aridjis Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In Hollywood a girl's virtue is much less important than her hairdo. You're judged by how you look, not by read more

In Hollywood a girl's virtue is much less important than her hairdo. You're judged by how you look, not by what you are. Hollywood's a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. I know, because I turned do

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That continuity from year to year is important.

That continuity from year to year is important.

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It's a frustration that these letters aren't considered public and so it's difficult to understand what the risks are.

It's a frustration that these letters aren't considered public and so it's difficult to understand what the risks are.

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The kids got a little tired, and they haven't been in pressure situations before. That's our jobs as coaches to read more

The kids got a little tired, and they haven't been in pressure situations before. That's our jobs as coaches to get them ready to play in those pressure situations.

by Jeff Arntson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder.

There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder.

by J. W. Curran Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Worcester County has great potential for growing grapes. We're still trying to figure the absolute best grapes and we have read more

Worcester County has great potential for growing grapes. We're still trying to figure the absolute best grapes and we have experiments under way, but you can grow everything on the Eastern Shore and we're very encouraged by whites.

by Kevin Atticks Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A page has been opened on the path to modernization.

A page has been opened on the path to modernization.

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When you go from facing 84 - 86 mph fastballs in Florida, to guys, to put it nicely, throwing slow, read more

When you go from facing 84 - 86 mph fastballs in Florida, to guys, to put it nicely, throwing slow, it really tests your patience at the plate.

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