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    We missed Valentine's Day by about a week. You can tell your guy you'll trade him this play for three action movies -- football or sports stories or blowing up cities. Just make a deal.

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What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? read more

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.

by Dave Attell Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We need to bring that anger we had at St. Louis. We have to make sure we do what we read more

We need to bring that anger we had at St. Louis. We have to make sure we do what we need to do in warm-ups to get psyched for [Wisconsin].

by Jose Alvarado Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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That's the problem, ... What's 'highly qualified' mean?

That's the problem, ... What's 'highly qualified' mean?

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We are certainly encouraging conservation of fuel, at this point, ... We are not at a panic stage at this read more

We are certainly encouraging conservation of fuel, at this point, ... We are not at a panic stage at this point but we need to be smart.

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Prices continue to climb even though construction is under way. That means what may conceivably happen as we go along, read more

Prices continue to climb even though construction is under way. That means what may conceivably happen as we go along, because we're locked into a number, is we may have to make cuts. If we start bumping up against the educational specifications, that's going to be tough.

by Irene Allan Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We have the same phone service. So he can always call me for free.

We have the same phone service. So he can always call me for free.

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I really don't believe there's a lot of people that have heard of me. In the past few seasons, we read more

I really don't believe there's a lot of people that have heard of me. In the past few seasons, we haven't been doing too well, but I'm pretty confident that as the season goes on, people will be looking me up.

by Aundrae Allison Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Money is important; it always will be.

Money is important; it always will be.

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No. 18, that was the best hole I played all weekend. I had a good two-putter on it.

No. 18, that was the best hole I played all weekend. I had a good two-putter on it.

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