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    We missed Valentine's Day by about a week. You can tell your guy you'll trade him this play for three action movies -- football or sports stories or blowing up cities. Just make a deal.

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When I was sixteen I was pretending to be Charlie Musselwhite. I had a long raincoat on, my hair slicked read more

When I was sixteen I was pretending to be Charlie Musselwhite. I had a long raincoat on, my hair slicked back, and the shades.

by Dan Aykroyd Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I didn't write this song. Someone was talking in a room. I just wrote down everything they said.

I didn't write this song. Someone was talking in a room. I just wrote down everything they said.

by Jeff Ament Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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[Aziz's patrol continues on past one of the two main mosques in Karmah. Over the past few days, the Iraqi read more

[Aziz's patrol continues on past one of the two main mosques in Karmah. Over the past few days, the Iraqi soldiers have told the Marines what the imams have blasted over loudspeakers—calls to rise up and attack the Americans. But, under strict orders, the Marines may not enter mosques or schools. They don't like it.] What I'd give to be able to look in there, ... You know they're hiding something.

by Khalid Aziz Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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And he's had his family with him during this time. I think that has really helped.

And he's had his family with him during this time. I think that has really helped.

by Bobby Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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At his age, he is outstanding. He's got that speed and he's got those quick legs.

At his age, he is outstanding. He's got that speed and he's got those quick legs.

by Benoit Allaire Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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because the hole is down in the ground, not up in the air. My father always told me, 'You ought read more

because the hole is down in the ground, not up in the air. My father always told me, 'You ought to play basketball, where the hole is way up there.'

by George Archer Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Michelle is, without a doubt, one of the best all-around basketball players in the state right now. She is the read more

Michelle is, without a doubt, one of the best all-around basketball players in the state right now. She is the complete package. Any coach would kill to have her on the team.

by Kael Ashton Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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My plan of building from the back continues. I'm very happy that, in Josh, we'll have one of the best read more

My plan of building from the back continues. I'm very happy that, in Josh, we'll have one of the best goalkeepers in the league returning to our team.

by Chris Agnello Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's one of the few jobs in which you sign a contract to risk your life on your job.

It's one of the few jobs in which you sign a contract to risk your life on your job.

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