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    We missed Valentine's Day by about a week. You can tell your guy you'll trade him this play for three action movies -- football or sports stories or blowing up cities. Just make a deal.

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Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.

Hunting, fishing, drawing, and music occupied my every moment. Cares I knew not, and cared naught about them.

by John Audubon Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Danny can't kick. It seems bizarre. I'm not prepared to risk him. But, hopefully, he will be able to sit read more

Danny can't kick. It seems bizarre. I'm not prepared to risk him. But, hopefully, he will be able to sit on the bench.

by John Adshead Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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And you pretend it doesn't bother you, When you just want to explode...

And you pretend it doesn't bother you, When you just want to explode...

by Bob Seger Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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What happens in Iowa makes more difference than it ever has before.

What happens in Iowa makes more difference than it ever has before.

by Lamar Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When I left I just played in rock bands, and started playing acoustic, washed dishes, but pretty much supported myself read more

When I left I just played in rock bands, and started playing acoustic, washed dishes, but pretty much supported myself with music,

by Jon Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Actors worry about bad breath, weight, receding hairlines and why their leading lady looks like their daughter.

Actors worry about bad breath, weight, receding hairlines and why their leading lady looks like their daughter.

by Matthew Ashford Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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No, I turn 17 next year . I can drive next week.

No, I turn 17 next year . I can drive next week.

by Freddy Adu Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.

Even the Thickest pizza on earth will be delivered cold.

by Kehlog Albran Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Don't be afraid to fall flat on your face.

Don't be afraid to fall flat on your face.

by Eddy Arnold Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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