Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.

Never bolt your door with a boiled carrot.

If America's seen as being indifferent or even attacking the prophet, a lot of Muslims are going to say it's read more

If America's seen as being indifferent or even attacking the prophet, a lot of Muslims are going to say it's an attack on Islam.

It's been increasingly difficult to buy even a 30-acre piece.

It's been increasingly difficult to buy even a 30-acre piece.

That's a new concept in this state.

That's a new concept in this state.

It's a lot different than my freshman year. I just had to play quarterback. This year I have to know read more

It's a lot different than my freshman year. I just had to play quarterback. This year I have to know the defensive and offensive plays, all the special teams; there's not room for error. I have to know a lot. It's kind of fun getting to play a lot of positions.

That's what everybody in the country wants to see.

That's what everybody in the country wants to see.

I'm not going to lie and say it doesn't hurt, ... It's like deja vu all over again. It's fine. read more

I'm not going to lie and say it doesn't hurt, ... It's like deja vu all over again. It's fine. I'll take the same approach as last year. All I can do is prepare for battle. When game time comes I'll play above and beyond.

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in read more

A myth is the name of a terrible lie told by a smelly little brown person to a man in a white suit with a pair of binoculars.

When I saw him speak here before, I could look into the audience and see people who look like him read more

When I saw him speak here before, I could look into the audience and see people who look like him laughing at things I didn't know the references to. There is an intimacy between Chicago writers and the population of this city that I find really wonderful. It's warm and it's welcoming. It's a little like going to a Baptist church. They know when to say 'Amen'.