We'll be ready to play whether it's Monday or Saturday. We're still at home, so that's cool.

We'll be ready to play whether it's Monday or Saturday. We're still at home, so that's cool.

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.

Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.

[Vin Diesel] is the best kisser in the world, better than anyone else I've ever had. The most attractive thing read more

[Vin Diesel] is the best kisser in the world, better than anyone else I've ever had. The most attractive thing about Vin is his brain. That's his most attractive muscle.

We picked Indiana as our location for many reasons, one of which is soybean availability, access to transportation.

We picked Indiana as our location for many reasons, one of which is soybean availability, access to transportation.

Too bad we didn't win. It would have been a lot of commotion and would have ended their win streak.

Too bad we didn't win. It would have been a lot of commotion and would have ended their win streak.

If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do read more

If I can procure three hundred good substantial names of persons, or bodies, or institutions, I cannot fail to do well for my family, although I must abandon my life to its success, and undergo many sad perplexities and perhaps never see again my own beloved America.

Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than sex? No!

Driving a fire truck is always a thrill. Is it better than sex? No!

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.

is equivalent to eating garbage.

is equivalent to eating garbage.