Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they read more

Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.

to continue the struggle.

to continue the struggle.

Duncan will be touching down in Cape Town, and getting straight back on the next available flight. He will definitely read more

Duncan will be touching down in Cape Town, and getting straight back on the next available flight. He will definitely be back in India for the next one-day international.

Hold the cross high so I may see it through the flames!

Hold the cross high so I may see it through the flames!

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. read more

I've been in Vegas. That's where you get into the money thing. Boy, you get greedy in Vegas, you know. That's the only place that you can bet $25, get it up to $500 and refuse to quit.

Bush, you must confess that you have been defeated in Iraq and in Afghanistan and you will be in Palestine read more

Bush, you must confess that you have been defeated in Iraq and in Afghanistan and you will be in Palestine soon.

I hope we can keep this up and carry it on the good road ahead.

I hope we can keep this up and carry it on the good road ahead.

Start out with an ideal and end up with a deal.

Start out with an ideal and end up with a deal.

I don't want what I am saying to sound like a prophecy or anything like an analysis of modern society... read more

I don't want what I am saying to sound like a prophecy or anything like an analysis of modern society... these are only feelings I have, and I am the least speculative man on earth.