Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

That's a staggering amount, when you consider that the federal government purchases about $5 billion of electricity per year.

That's a staggering amount, when you consider that the federal government purchases about $5 billion of electricity per year.

I'm half Swedish and I don't like lutefisk, ... I had it as a kid Swedish lutefisk. I didn't like read more

I'm half Swedish and I don't like lutefisk, ... I had it as a kid Swedish lutefisk. I didn't like it then and I don't like it now.

Pressure and stress is the common cold of the psyche.

Pressure and stress is the common cold of the psyche.

The clock should have gone back to nine seconds instead of down to five, but I've got to hand it read more

The clock should have gone back to nine seconds instead of down to five, but I've got to hand it to the other team. They were hungrier.

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You read more

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You dont' boo me.