If they happen to notice kids being crazy ... they go to the parents and tell them about the show, read more

If they happen to notice kids being crazy ... they go to the parents and tell them about the show, ... We've had a few families say, `Oh my God. Thank you for coming over. Yes, we need your help.'

I felt like we got in a rhythm there in the second half. I think it was a definite improvement.

I felt like we got in a rhythm there in the second half. I think it was a definite improvement.

I hire tea by the tea bag.

I hire tea by the tea bag.

Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.

Why do the Yankees always win? The other team can't stop looking at the pinstripes.

[Johnson has] been a visionary, ... Wherever he goes, success follows.

[Johnson has] been a visionary, ... Wherever he goes, success follows.

We're seeing a lot of these.

We're seeing a lot of these.

This panics the community. It makes people scared. And for no reason.

This panics the community. It makes people scared. And for no reason.

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going read more

I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.

a very nice (Grey Cup) ring; lots of diamonds, quality diamonds, too.

a very nice (Grey Cup) ring; lots of diamonds, quality diamonds, too.