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    I always, always hated it, ... but I was always the only kid on the team who could do it. So my coaches always told me, 'Well, if you can snap, go over to the side and practice a little bit,' and literally I was always the only guy who could do it. So I did it in pee wee, midget, junior high school, high school, college. My goal when I came in the league was to play one 'Monday Night Football' game. Now, I've played 10 seasons, and I've got four kids at home and I can hardly stay awake to watch a 'Monday Night Football' game.

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All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her read more

All I wanted was a refund, but instead we got treated like criminals. They made my wife cry on her honeymoon, and that's priceless.

by Gregory Amditis Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Weight loss is not just about behavior and willpower; it's biological. There is a coordinated mechanism in the body designed read more

Weight loss is not just about behavior and willpower; it's biological. There is a coordinated mechanism in the body designed to prevent you from starving to death that makes weight loss difficult.

by Louis Aronne Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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It's an honor for the organization, an honor for me and an honor for my family. It's nice for our read more

It's an honor for the organization, an honor for me and an honor for my family. It's nice for our fans to get to enjoy having an All-Star that's representing their city.

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They're articulating feelings that they don't know how to articulate yet, but a teenager can relate to that and an read more

They're articulating feelings that they don't know how to articulate yet, but a teenager can relate to that and an adult can relate to that,

by Garth Ancier Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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One guy isn't going to make that big of a difference. We have to try and find guys who want read more

One guy isn't going to make that big of a difference. We have to try and find guys who want to put their helmets in there.

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I'm nothing more than what you actually see, but I am also the complete opposite.

I'm nothing more than what you actually see, but I am also the complete opposite.

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We learned what lines you could and could not cross

We learned what lines you could and could not cross

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They shot the lights out. I'll give them credit, and they pressured us really, really well. They were very good read more

They shot the lights out. I'll give them credit, and they pressured us really, really well. They were very good defensively, and they frustrated us on our opportunities with the ball.

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American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the read more

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.

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