Sometimes you have to be selfish to be selfless.

Sometimes you have to be selfish to be selfless.

The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window read more

The world as seen through the window of an insane asylum is the same world as seen from the window of a dentist's office.

The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the read more

The automobile is technologically more sophisticated than the bundling board, but the human motives in their uses are sometimes the same.

It's prudent to take every precaution you can.

It's prudent to take every precaution you can.

We want them to be productive in the community,

We want them to be productive in the community,

The lives of Israeli citizens will turn to hell very soon.

The lives of Israeli citizens will turn to hell very soon.

If someone someday in this countryDecides to raise a memorial to me,I give my consent to this festivityBut only on read more

If someone someday in this countryDecides to raise a memorial to me,I give my consent to this festivityBut only on this condition - do not build itBy the sea where I was born,I have severed my last ties with the sea...

I doubt we'll ever call a game again with this stuff.

I doubt we'll ever call a game again with this stuff.

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'