The newspaper takes so long to read. Plus, it has so much in it that no longer applies to my read more

The newspaper takes so long to read. Plus, it has so much in it that no longer applies to my life. So much trivia. I don't fault them for that ? all of it applies to some people's lives but not mine. I feel that I have better things to do.

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody read more

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you.

I have witnessed how education opens doors, and I know that when sound instruction takes place, students experience the joys read more

I have witnessed how education opens doors, and I know that when sound instruction takes place, students experience the joys of new-found knowledge and the ability to excel.

I am neither a sociologist nor a politician. All I can do is imagine for myself what the future will read more

I am neither a sociologist nor a politician. All I can do is imagine for myself what the future will be like.

I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's read more

I finally realized why I am so crazy about women... I am, in fact, a lesbian trapped in a man's body!

I'm a firm believer in the power of negative advertising. And they've been in the enviable position of doing nothing read more

I'm a firm believer in the power of negative advertising. And they've been in the enviable position of doing nothing but negative advertising.

Pro-Net gives small companies an edge by providing direct online exposure to contracting officers in charge of the $200 billion-per-year read more

Pro-Net gives small companies an edge by providing direct online exposure to contracting officers in charge of the $200 billion-per-year federal market.

If I had to put my money on it, ... I'd say he's not going to read it. He might read more

If I had to put my money on it, ... I'd say he's not going to read it. He might leaf through it. He's not going to sit down and read it.

There is ample precedent for the Security Council to take up the human rights and political situation in a country read more

There is ample precedent for the Security Council to take up the human rights and political situation in a country with as horrific a record as Burma, especially when suffering spills across borders.