I started doing stand-up in college.

I started doing stand-up in college.

The role of the post office [currently] is as trusted third party with an unparalleled workforce and physical locations, ... read more

The role of the post office [currently] is as trusted third party with an unparalleled workforce and physical locations, ... Who else can claim so many countertops and employees, and the trust of virtually every merchant in the country with their money, with their bills, with everything?

We had chances. Even at nine points we come out and throw the ball away three or four straight times read more

We had chances. Even at nine points we come out and throw the ball away three or four straight times to start the third quarter. We just got into force mode a little early and when you don't take care of the basketball, nothing good is going to happen.

No one was ever saved because his sins were small; no one was ever rejected on account of the greatness read more

No one was ever saved because his sins were small; no one was ever rejected on account of the greatness of his sins. Where sin abounded, grace shall much more abound.

Our fervent hope is it brings some peace, comfort or satisfaction to the victims.

Our fervent hope is it brings some peace, comfort or satisfaction to the victims.

Too many people have died, both military and civilian. This travesty must end, and our brave and dedicated troops must read more

Too many people have died, both military and civilian. This travesty must end, and our brave and dedicated troops must be brought home and brought home now. Cindy, I want to know that it has been a profound privilege to care for these precious boots of your beloved son, Casey, and I now return them to you, so they may serve as a guiding light to carry your message forward, so that together we can continue the struggle to end this war.

By finishing out strong, we know that we have a good chance next season. We had to try to prove read more

By finishing out strong, we know that we have a good chance next season. We had to try to prove it the last month. If we get one or two guys, we're not looking that far ahead.

Writers must fortify themselves with pride and egotism as best they can. The process is analogous to using sandbags and read more

Writers must fortify themselves with pride and egotism as best they can. The process is analogous to using sandbags and loose timbers to protect a house against flood. Writers are vulnerable creatures like anyone else. For what do they have in reality? Not sandbags, not timbers. Just a flimsy reputation and a name.

As we end one of the most challenging years for the in-store rental industry, we are focused more than ever read more

As we end one of the most challenging years for the in-store rental industry, we are focused more than ever on the overall profitability of our business.