God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and read more

God writes the Gospel not in the Bible alone, but also on trees, and in the flowers and clouds and stars.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle;I just wish he didn't trust me so much.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

God is clever, but not dishonest.

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented read more

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

God is the brave man's hope, and not the coward's excuse.

Religion brought forth riches, and the daughter devoured the
mother.
[Lat., Religio peperit divitias et filia devoravit matrem.]

Religion brought forth riches, and the daughter devoured the
mother.
[Lat., Religio peperit divitias et filia devoravit matrem.]

I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side. I stand for read more

I don't stand for the black man's side, I don' t stand for the white man's side. I stand for God's side.

Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.

Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is.

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense that we respect his theory that his wife read more

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.