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    I just tried to talk to her and get her to settle down after that first big jump, because she was jumping all over the place in celebration afterwards. It's like hitting a home run in baseball. The next time at bat, you swing so hard you can't even see the ball. I wanted her to stay focused.

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I slapped him in the mouth.

I slapped him in the mouth.

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They're issuing crap at the speed of light.

They're issuing crap at the speed of light.

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I knew someone who remembers eating Sunday afternoon with their family then snapping out of it on Thursday while driving read more

I knew someone who remembers eating Sunday afternoon with their family then snapping out of it on Thursday while driving home from work. Imagine not knowing what you did for four entire days.

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Private patients, if they do not like me, can go elsewhere; but the poor devils in the hospital I am read more

Private patients, if they do not like me, can go elsewhere; but the poor devils in the hospital I am bound to take care of.

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[If something better] is out there, then we'll keep them, ... If not, let's scrap it.

[If something better] is out there, then we'll keep them, ... If not, let's scrap it.

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We have forty-four defenses for him, but he has forty-five ways to score.

We have forty-four defenses for him, but he has forty-five ways to score.

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To the institutional investor, there's a lot at stake this year if Bush doesn't win re-election, ... There are a read more

To the institutional investor, there's a lot at stake this year if Bush doesn't win re-election, ... There are a lot of different issues that make them nervous, but the one that the Democratic candidates have been talking about a lot is the tax cuts.

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Oddly, the hottest heterosexual women can engage in public lesbian activity, or girl-girl activity, without threatening their heterosexual identity at read more

Oddly, the hottest heterosexual women can engage in public lesbian activity, or girl-girl activity, without threatening their heterosexual identity at all.

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It's not like we're alone out there. There are really a lot of people doing this.

It's not like we're alone out there. There are really a lot of people doing this.

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