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    I just tried to talk to her and get her to settle down after that first big jump, because she was jumping all over the place in celebration afterwards. It's like hitting a home run in baseball. The next time at bat, you swing so hard you can't even see the ball. I wanted her to stay focused.

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had read more

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

by Jackie Gleason Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There is more communication within smaller organizations.

There is more communication within smaller organizations.

by Leslie Ament Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They really deserved asylum. The conditions that Chavez is subjecting people to - he's torturing people. There's one person to read more

They really deserved asylum. The conditions that Chavez is subjecting people to - he's torturing people. There's one person to blame for all of this, and it's Hugo Chavez.

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Right out of the chute, we announced awards from returning customers and had a fantastically successful Atlas V launch with read more

Right out of the chute, we announced awards from returning customers and had a fantastically successful Atlas V launch with NASA's New Horizons mission to Pluto - and there are 11 months to go in 2006.

by Mark Albrecht Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

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There is blood all over him and I'm scared they'll come for him here. If he doesn't get urgent treatment read more

There is blood all over him and I'm scared they'll come for him here. If he doesn't get urgent treatment he will die.

by Isotonu Achor Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Guns ARE evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!

Guns ARE evil! And very little good comes from the availability of a bullet designed to kill human beings!

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He probably just collapsed and never got up.

He probably just collapsed and never got up.

by Finn Abrahamsen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like read more

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?'

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