I do not believe in God, angels and the hereafter.

I do not believe in God, angels and the hereafter.

It is impossible to underrate human intelligence -- beginning with one's own.

It is impossible to underrate human intelligence -- beginning with one's own.

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew read more

I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never forget the look on the young boy's face. He was devastated.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

The lake has gotten a little better. Now it has seasons. Sometimes it's green, sometimes it's red and sometimes it's read more

The lake has gotten a little better. Now it has seasons. Sometimes it's green, sometimes it's red and sometimes it's brown.

a slap in the face to the County Commission and to all the people that you misinformed. ... Whoever decided read more

a slap in the face to the County Commission and to all the people that you misinformed. ... Whoever decided on that was absolutely out of line.

I couldn't be happier and more grateful that they happened to come to Los Angeles, which has been my hometown read more

I couldn't be happier and more grateful that they happened to come to Los Angeles, which has been my hometown for so long. That they are now here is just too good for words.

The poem is sad because it wants to be yours, and cannot be.

The poem is sad because it wants to be yours, and cannot be.

The result has been a lack of trust and the situation has deteriorated instead of improving.

The result has been a lack of trust and the situation has deteriorated instead of improving.