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    Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

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I really normally have four kids that can score. Today, the kids' shots just weren't falling. I thought they did read more

I really normally have four kids that can score. Today, the kids' shots just weren't falling. I thought they did a great job defensively.

by Alan Ayers Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Her physical-education teacher in junior high was always impressed with her running talent.

Her physical-education teacher in junior high was always impressed with her running talent.

by Karen Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In all my years of coaching, I've never seen a team pass like this. They don't care who scores. Really. read more

In all my years of coaching, I've never seen a team pass like this. They don't care who scores. Really. Everyone makes the extra pass.

by Frank Allocco Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There's a little gray house in a one-street town, And the door stands open, and the steps go down, And read more

There's a little gray house in a one-street town, And the door stands open, and the steps go down, And you prop up the window with a stick on the sill, And you carry spring water from the bottom of the hill; And the white star of Bethlehem grows in t

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I have a plan for an ice arena and I want to let the public know about it.

I have a plan for an ice arena and I want to let the public know about it.

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There has been some disappointment over hedge-fund performance in general, but investors are still after that upside potential - a read more

There has been some disappointment over hedge-fund performance in general, but investors are still after that upside potential - a star manager to hit a home run for them.

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Dating to just over four million years ago, the fossils represent unambiguous evidence for human evolution.

Dating to just over four million years ago, the fossils represent unambiguous evidence for human evolution.

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Yes, we have injected UF6 gas into a limited number of centrifuge machines but it is even less than what read more

Yes, we have injected UF6 gas into a limited number of centrifuge machines but it is even less than what is needed for a pilot project.

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Everybody agrees that we have to fix these levees. But declaring a state of emergency an hour before a political read more

Everybody agrees that we have to fix these levees. But declaring a state of emergency an hour before a political convention smacks much more of politics than it does of leadership. The governor has had many opportunities to fund and fix these levees before, and he hasn't done it.

by Eric Antebi Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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