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    Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

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I'm not bald... I'm just taller than my hair

I'm not bald... I'm just taller than my hair

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This was a huge confidence-builder for our girls. Lauren was so smooth out there today, and she showed a tremendous read more

This was a huge confidence-builder for our girls. Lauren was so smooth out there today, and she showed a tremendous amount of poise for a ninth-grader. There were some rough spots, but this gives us something to build on.

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In response to higher electric costs, many customers have asked us to switch to monthly billing. We think monthly billing read more

In response to higher electric costs, many customers have asked us to switch to monthly billing. We think monthly billing will especially help those on fixed incomes.

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That, Your Excellency, is precisely the problem. As long as we are buying Russian oil, we are at their mercy. read more

That, Your Excellency, is precisely the problem. As long as we are buying Russian oil, we are at their mercy. Japan must have its own resources.

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Parenthood is one long exercise in relinquishing control -- or the illusion that we ever had it. Postparenthood is about read more

Parenthood is one long exercise in relinquishing control -- or the illusion that we ever had it. Postparenthood is about acceptance.

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I only hope that I can merit forgiveness from the Almighty and those I have wronged.

I only hope that I can merit forgiveness from the Almighty and those I have wronged.

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I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies.

I'd just as soon stay home and raise babies.

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The military has mishandled the situation.

The military has mishandled the situation.

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We are the movies and the movies are us

We are the movies and the movies are us

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