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    Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

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To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.

To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.

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We've got to support [Bush] as the commander in chief and we've got to support those young men and women read more

We've got to support [Bush] as the commander in chief and we've got to support those young men and women who are out there protecting our big, fat, bloated lifestyle.

by Dan Aykroyd Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If you kill bacteria down to three feet you're not going to have any problems.

If you kill bacteria down to three feet you're not going to have any problems.

by Don Avila Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This is our business. It is what we do.

This is our business. It is what we do.

by Lionel Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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In some cases suicidal girls were stripped naked and isolated for extended time periods in windowless empty 'dark rooms' with read more

In some cases suicidal girls were stripped naked and isolated for extended time periods in windowless empty 'dark rooms' with only a drain in the cement floor to serve as a toilet.

by Alex Acosta Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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To get the top-end price for the coal (output), we're going to have to add additional equipment.

To get the top-end price for the coal (output), we're going to have to add additional equipment.

by David Austin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You see these guys on TV all the time and you always wonder if I could play in the majors. read more

You see these guys on TV all the time and you always wonder if I could play in the majors. You get a chance to do it and are actually doing it. You see they are just like you, that they put their pants on one leg at a time.

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The doctor?s authorized me to indicate to the public that he acknowledges that he has an alcohol problem. His work read more

The doctor?s authorized me to indicate to the public that he acknowledges that he has an alcohol problem. His work schedule of 12 to 16 hours a day leaves him an in exhaustive state, and just a few drinks -- or any drink -- are too much to handle.

by Ben Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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There are their followers who do not believe in the direction of the peace talks.

There are their followers who do not believe in the direction of the peace talks.

by Edilberto Adan Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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