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    Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

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This is a long-term process, ... I underscore the fact that it is incremental. I don't want to get people's read more

This is a long-term process, ... I underscore the fact that it is incremental. I don't want to get people's expectations too high; it's a long road...No one thing is going to turn your downtown around.

by Lori Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When the FedEx guy showed up with the medal, I was so excited.

When the FedEx guy showed up with the medal, I was so excited.

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Even one year is still excessive. In most employment contracts, trial periods are from one to six months.

Even one year is still excessive. In most employment contracts, trial periods are from one to six months.

by Gerard Aschieri Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.

Never settle with words what you can accomplish with a flame-thrower.

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I don't believe in luck. When I am diligent, my luck is generally good. When I am lax, my invariable read more

I don't believe in luck. When I am diligent, my luck is generally good. When I am lax, my invariable turns bad.

by Dale Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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This garden is the crown jewel of the entire restoration project. The flowers cost $150,000. But it cost four times read more

This garden is the crown jewel of the entire restoration project. The flowers cost $150,000. But it cost four times that for the layers upon layers of work in this garden that people never see, such as the archeology, the engineering, and the irrigation.

by David Andersen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If you have to pay money, you haven't won a thing.

If you have to pay money, you haven't won a thing.

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I don't think this is good for the stock tomorrow morning. It might be perceived as another piece of bad read more

I don't think this is good for the stock tomorrow morning. It might be perceived as another piece of bad news. But it's not a big issue.

by Joseph Amaturo Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When I think about all the men and women all over the world who have signed up for much longer read more

When I think about all the men and women all over the world who have signed up for much longer than two years, this is the least I can do,

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