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    Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

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A quicker-than-expected recovery in capital expenditure spending will probably be the biggest catalyst, if one occurs at all.

A quicker-than-expected recovery in capital expenditure spending will probably be the biggest catalyst, if one occurs at all.

by Adam Adelman Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We appreciate everything they are doing to make the road safer, but the curve needs to be straightened.

We appreciate everything they are doing to make the road safer, but the curve needs to be straightened.

by Bobby Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When they hit that 3, I thought Sterling's 3 when we came right back down in transition was pretty big. read more

When they hit that 3, I thought Sterling's 3 when we came right back down in transition was pretty big. They got a bit of momentum, but we got it right back by hitting that shot.

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I've seen more consumer problems resolved because of these sites than there ever could have been. But it's a company's read more

I've seen more consumer problems resolved because of these sites than there ever could have been. But it's a company's fiduciary responsibility to protect its intellectual property, its stock price and to make sure that any information that appears in any media is factually accurate.

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We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about read more

We got to go to Lucas Ranch and, at that time, my brother was still living in a condo about a mile from Robin Williams, and so I made all of the other comics jealous because I got to get a ride home with him.

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I thought he had a chance to score. But DePew made a play that no coach can teach. He did read more

I thought he had a chance to score. But DePew made a play that no coach can teach. He did it strictly on instinct.

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Historians don't really like to carry on speculative debates, but you could certainly argue that the likelihood of a Soviet read more

Historians don't really like to carry on speculative debates, but you could certainly argue that the likelihood of a Soviet invasion of Western Europe was extremely, extremely low.

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I don't think of it at the moment, but the roles that interest me are those of young people.

I don't think of it at the moment, but the roles that interest me are those of young people.

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The New England conscience does not stop you from doing what you shouldn't-it just stops you from enjoying it.

The New England conscience does not stop you from doing what you shouldn't-it just stops you from enjoying it.

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