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    When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"

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They're in the minority. They're on the fringe and we need to keep them there.

They're in the minority. They're on the fringe and we need to keep them there.

by Karen Aroesty Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I'm just trying to make solid contact right there, and I got a slider over the plate and put the read more

I'm just trying to make solid contact right there, and I got a slider over the plate and put the barrel on it.

by Danny Ardoin Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They're working on this, but weren't hired specifically for it.

They're working on this, but weren't hired specifically for it.

by Ed Adler Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A number of members of our local government, administration and local clergy will all go in and be guest readers.

A number of members of our local government, administration and local clergy will all go in and be guest readers.

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I feel that it's important for the college environment and for the students to be exposed to the issues and read more

I feel that it's important for the college environment and for the students to be exposed to the issues and opportunities the world has to offer. We could all stand to be educated and learn about different cultures.

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I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do read more

I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand...

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War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.

War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.

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That's what seniors are for, to win a ballgame for you.

That's what seniors are for, to win a ballgame for you.

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My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.

My poor head is in such a whirl, my mind is all in bits.

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