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    When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"

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It just frees you to be more honest.

It just frees you to be more honest.

by Judd Apatow Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You come to Nebraska to win championships, and when you don't, the question is, 'Why, why, why?' ... So it's read more

You come to Nebraska to win championships, and when you don't, the question is, 'Why, why, why?' ... So it's not like we're a program that just found itself in this position. We were planning on being in this position at the beginning of the year. Our plan is to finish it out.

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Judaism lives not in an abstract creed, but in its institutions.

Judaism lives not in an abstract creed, but in its institutions.

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And the nice thing is that we're talking about modest exercise, not two hours in the gym every day.

And the nice thing is that we're talking about modest exercise, not two hours in the gym every day.

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Baghdad is at the heart of the major issues of our time. For a foreign correspondent it is a dream read more

Baghdad is at the heart of the major issues of our time. For a foreign correspondent it is a dream to be there.

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They made it tough on us. When we collapsed on Gamble on the inside, No. 24 (Johnson) would hit those read more

They made it tough on us. When we collapsed on Gamble on the inside, No. 24 (Johnson) would hit those long 3s and when we went out to guard him, they would score underneath.

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I am blessed to have first been a salesperson.

I am blessed to have first been a salesperson.

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Despite the departments' conditions, we are very pleased with the outcome,

Despite the departments' conditions, we are very pleased with the outcome,

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The president's most solemn responsibility is to protect the American people. He is committed to doing everything in his lawful read more

The president's most solemn responsibility is to protect the American people. He is committed to doing everything in his lawful power to prevent attack.

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