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    When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"

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There is a long history of conflict between us. The Preventive Security always tries to demean our members.

There is a long history of conflict between us. The Preventive Security always tries to demean our members.

by Abu Abir Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If that child is a message in a bottle, ... it has just washed up on shore.

If that child is a message in a bottle, ... it has just washed up on shore.

by Bruce Aylward Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.

Theatre director: a person engaged by the management to conceal the fact that the players cannot act.

by James Agate Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd read more

If I ever woke up with a dead hooker in my hotel room, Matt would be the first person I'd call.

by Ben Affleck Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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They have an inflatable dome. It?s almost like a multimedia theater experience.

They have an inflatable dome. It?s almost like a multimedia theater experience.

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He's been close to decision-making for a long time and observed several prime ministers. He's had all the training that's read more

He's been close to decision-making for a long time and observed several prime ministers. He's had all the training that's required and he certainly has the capabilities.

by Eyal Arad Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When one kicks over a tea table and smashes everything but the sugar bowl, one may as well pick that read more

When one kicks over a tea table and smashes everything but the sugar bowl, one may as well pick that up and drop it on the bricks, don't you think?

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The release was an American-Iraqi decision and in line with an Iraqi government ruling made in December 2004, but hasn't read more

The release was an American-Iraqi decision and in line with an Iraqi government ruling made in December 2004, but hasn't been enforced until after the elections in an attempt to ease the political pressure in Iraq.

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When you're trying to recreate habitat, you do it in hopes the amphibians can use it, and you have to read more

When you're trying to recreate habitat, you do it in hopes the amphibians can use it, and you have to manage it in hopes you keep the bullfrog from being successful.

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