When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"
You May Also Like / View all maxioms
Smart enforcement I think is what is going to get us there; and utilization of the tools that MSHA already read more
Smart enforcement I think is what is going to get us there; and utilization of the tools that MSHA already has.
I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going read more
I started out with comedy in college, but had my major in Recreation Administration - which meant I wasn't going to get a real job - so I started doing a little standup.
I'm finding that people think it's a choice, for me to have Woody. He's my best buddy, I'm never lonely, read more
I'm finding that people think it's a choice, for me to have Woody. He's my best buddy, I'm never lonely, and he really helps me.
It's looking like more of an electrical issue, but we are still waiting for the official word from the state read more
It's looking like more of an electrical issue, but we are still waiting for the official word from the state fire marshal.
Normally by this time of the day we have a clearer picture.
Normally by this time of the day we have a clearer picture.
Most of us are umpires at heart; we like to call balls and strikes on somebody else.
Most of us are umpires at heart; we like to call balls and strikes on somebody else.
He would not want FBI agents crawling through his papers unrestricted.
He would not want FBI agents crawling through his papers unrestricted.
I am constantly being told that I have been a big influence for many people, including other musicians.
I am constantly being told that I have been a big influence for many people, including other musicians.
The superstition was that disability of any sort was the mark of the devil. The phrases are in languages throughout read more
The superstition was that disability of any sort was the mark of the devil. The phrases are in languages throughout Europe: the devil's hoof, the devil's horn mark. It reaches back to early Christianity and the middle ages. Where a child was born out of wedlock, the church cooked up the impression that you'd done something sinful, and something dreadful would result. You will still find, particularly in Greece, people doing a little sign when they see a very badly disabled child – it needs warding off.
