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    When asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place would you have resigned?" Armey's reply:"If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this son of a bitch'?"

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Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

Liar: One who tells an unpleasant truth.

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Everything yields to diligence.

Everything yields to diligence.

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the most important win of my career.

the most important win of my career.

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Yes. I think I'm going to stay. Everything is nice here.

Yes. I think I'm going to stay. Everything is nice here.

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If these few meters are not a problem, as they say, why don't they go back to the June 4, read more

If these few meters are not a problem, as they say, why don't they go back to the June 4, 1967, line?

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One by one, my sons were taken from me, ... Saddam took away my sons, he took away half of read more

One by one, my sons were taken from me, ... Saddam took away my sons, he took away half of my heart.

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I'm very pleased with my performance and being up there with Karin and Joane, both of whom I look up read more

I'm very pleased with my performance and being up there with Karin and Joane, both of whom I look up to is great. I hope to be in their seats in future years.

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Whole Foods has become, obviously, a Wall Street darling in the recent past and for good reason.

Whole Foods has become, obviously, a Wall Street darling in the recent past and for good reason.

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Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister read more

Last year was the first time I actually participated in Halloween. I dressed up as a pimp, and my sister was my bitch. We had to walk down Sunset Boulevard because we couldn't get a ride to the party, and everyone was sticking their heads out of their cars and yelling at us. It was great.

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