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    Whenever I felt like slitting my wrists I used to like listening to depressed singers from the 1970s. It was great music for a misunderstood teenager. And when I'm feeling misunderstood these days, I'll stick on a bit of Leonard Cohen.

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We will never have quotas in this city as long as I am mayor, but we will darn sure have read more

We will never have quotas in this city as long as I am mayor, but we will darn sure have goals,

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We talked about having more energy and we started off fast.

We talked about having more energy and we started off fast.

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Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

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This line of defense does come with a price.

This line of defense does come with a price.

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If someone is experiencing blackouts, it is a good indication that they are drinking too much. It is an early read more

If someone is experiencing blackouts, it is a good indication that they are drinking too much. It is an early high-risk factor for alcoholism.

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We're confident that Floridians support our positions and that's been reflected in our fund raising.

We're confident that Floridians support our positions and that's been reflected in our fund raising.

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Whether it's a hate crime, that's not the main issue. Somebody shot him to kill him.

Whether it's a hate crime, that's not the main issue. Somebody shot him to kill him.

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I can't imagine that I would have been cast in the role, without Jamie Lee giving me a thumbs up.

I can't imagine that I would have been cast in the role, without Jamie Lee giving me a thumbs up.

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I'm sure everyone looks at the standings at one time or another. We knew the Yankees would be there from read more

I'm sure everyone looks at the standings at one time or another. We knew the Yankees would be there from Day 1. We knew it would be a tight race and it will probably come down to the last three games of the season against these guys. They're two good teams.

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