My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

I remember being 4 or 5 years old, sitting in front of a record player with headphones listening to my read more

I remember being 4 or 5 years old, sitting in front of a record player with headphones listening to my dad's albums,

Tennis is an individual sport. Because of that, you have to find your own answers in a match.

Tennis is an individual sport. Because of that, you have to find your own answers in a match.

Deep down, Dick wanted it to happen. I can tell he was thrilled.

Deep down, Dick wanted it to happen. I can tell he was thrilled.

The release was an American-Iraqi decision and in line with an Iraqi government ruling made in December 2004, but hasn't read more

The release was an American-Iraqi decision and in line with an Iraqi government ruling made in December 2004, but hasn't been enforced until after the elections in an attempt to ease the political pressure in Iraq.

He was screaming and grabbing his leg.

He was screaming and grabbing his leg.

We don't want to take ourselves too seriously. We're not like this gothic, brooding, sitting-around-with-wine-in-silver-goblets, kind of Hot Topic thing.

We don't want to take ourselves too seriously. We're not like this gothic, brooding, sitting-around-with-wine-in-silver-goblets, kind of Hot Topic thing.

Pretty soon we're going home to a lot of bad things. I can't tell you how much I appreciate all read more

Pretty soon we're going home to a lot of bad things. I can't tell you how much I appreciate all that out there. God bless you.

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.

Nothing is certain when it comes to the ways of women, of that I'm sure.