No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die read more

No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country.

It is not opium which makes me work but its absence, and in order for me to feel its absence read more

It is not opium which makes me work but its absence, and in order for me to feel its absence it must from time to time be present.

We have to win now, because this one didn't help. I was really happy with her effort on the mound. read more

We have to win now, because this one didn't help. I was really happy with her effort on the mound. The girls tried to battle back, but it was a real bummer of a day.

How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle. They look the same you dumb shit,

How could you put methadone in a Dimetapp bottle. They look the same you dumb shit,

personal attachment to the upper Chattooga.

personal attachment to the upper Chattooga.

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study read more

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people.

Two lousy choices is no better than seven lousy choices.

Two lousy choices is no better than seven lousy choices.

Birmingham is participating in a national programme of commemorations to mark the bicentenary of the Battle of Trafalgar in October.

Birmingham is participating in a national programme of commemorations to mark the bicentenary of the Battle of Trafalgar in October.

Because, you know what your hours are going to be and they also have periods of time off within the read more

Because, you know what your hours are going to be and they also have periods of time off within the season, that you just don't get on an hour show.