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    I remember sleeping in places that were infested with rats and waking up with one trundling over my face. Actually, I hate rats! In my time, I've picked up all sorts of things in hotels-fleas, lice, tapeworm.

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It's a great honor that the other coaches in this league have voted me as the Coach of the Year, read more

It's a great honor that the other coaches in this league have voted me as the Coach of the Year, but in all reality it would have never happened without the season-long effort of each member on our team and our assistant coaches.

by Keith Adkins Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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[Vin Diesel] is the best kisser in the world, better than anyone else I've ever had. The most attractive thing read more

[Vin Diesel] is the best kisser in the world, better than anyone else I've ever had. The most attractive thing about Vin is his brain. That's his most attractive muscle.

by Asia Argento Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Almost every person over 45, and definitely those who have ever smoked, should have a spirometry test.

Almost every person over 45, and definitely those who have ever smoked, should have a spirometry test.

by Loni Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad read more

yet the ratings kept going down. We finally figured it out; people don't dislike John, they're just tired of bad news. When they flip on the TV, they want to get AWAY from their problems, not hear about people getting thrown overboard tied to their boat anchor or working out so they can strangle innocent kids faster and better.

by Ed Asner Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Don't take it personally. The nation's Guardian readers all just arrived at our incredibly right-on jobs and are wondering if read more

Don't take it personally. The nation's Guardian readers all just arrived at our incredibly right-on jobs and are wondering if drinking seven fair trade coffees in a row will make us feel better about third world debt. It's hard to get involved in a game between a porcine American and small, dull looking Belgian.

by David Allison Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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(The hype) speaks for itself. It's a big game, and we're going to be prepared.

(The hype) speaks for itself. It's a big game, and we're going to be prepared.

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At the end of knowledge, wisdom begins, and at the end of wisdom, there is not grief...but hope

At the end of knowledge, wisdom begins, and at the end of wisdom, there is not grief...but hope

by Lloyd Alexander Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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A release order is to be given to the prison administration for the defendants whose names have been mentioned.

A release order is to be given to the prison administration for the defendants whose names have been mentioned.

by Adil Ahmed Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Our parking lot frequently (has) people cross through it. It could be anything.

Our parking lot frequently (has) people cross through it. It could be anything.

by Bryan Allen Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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