Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high read more

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all. I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

I think it makes it much easier if we're looking at a 10-year number for $35 billion,

I think it makes it much easier if we're looking at a 10-year number for $35 billion,

Under the collaborative framework of Advantage Oregon, we will leverage the enormous freight buying power of Oregon agricultural shippers and read more

Under the collaborative framework of Advantage Oregon, we will leverage the enormous freight buying power of Oregon agricultural shippers and use the latest in transportation management software to drive cost efficiencies and service improvements for the benefit of our out-of-state customers.

I think we're ready to play them when the puck drops, and we're expecting a battle for 60 minutes. When read more

I think we're ready to play them when the puck drops, and we're expecting a battle for 60 minutes. When we do play 60 minutes, we're a tough team to beat.

You don't find people of integrity who operate in that zone.

You don't find people of integrity who operate in that zone.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

Simply filing the motion doesn't change anything.

Simply filing the motion doesn't change anything.

One cannot insult a religion whatever it is. To defend the dignity of one's religion does not mean one is read more

One cannot insult a religion whatever it is. To defend the dignity of one's religion does not mean one is radical.

We were in the cages and coach (Bob) Todd said something to freshman Zach Hurley. What he said clicked in read more

We were in the cages and coach (Bob) Todd said something to freshman Zach Hurley. What he said clicked in my head. All our bats finally woke up. It seemed like we were hit or miss the last five, six or seven games.