My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

It will always be a special place. I'm looking forward to it.

It will always be a special place. I'm looking forward to it.

Is it for certain that everyone is going to be a victim? The answer is no.

Is it for certain that everyone is going to be a victim? The answer is no.

I've seen more consumer problems resolved because of these sites than there ever could have been. But it's a company's read more

I've seen more consumer problems resolved because of these sites than there ever could have been. But it's a company's fiduciary responsibility to protect its intellectual property, its stock price and to make sure that any information that appears in any media is factually accurate.

I am deeply saddened and shocked by the death of Gene Pitney.

I am deeply saddened and shocked by the death of Gene Pitney.

The image of NSA has been muddied considerably by this revelation.

The image of NSA has been muddied considerably by this revelation.

Because we do not have generation assets to ?hedge? the impact of the rate hike, Maine consumers take the hit read more

Because we do not have generation assets to ?hedge? the impact of the rate hike, Maine consumers take the hit worse than any other state in New England.

Combine it all, and it could be tougher to find a lot of legal mature gobblers to chase.

Combine it all, and it could be tougher to find a lot of legal mature gobblers to chase.

Ooh, that was just a little phase (smashing plates to relieve pain). I don't do that any more but it read more

Ooh, that was just a little phase (smashing plates to relieve pain). I don't do that any more but it was good fun, a release. I recommend it to everybody. That's as long as you're not hurting anybody. And find a place where you're not going to be in the way of anything. Oh and don't destroy anything valuable that you'll regret later.