My husband and I decided we were going to make them work together, and that really made the argumentation between read more

My husband and I decided we were going to make them work together, and that really made the argumentation between the two of them go away. Now they really have to work together.

The earth is mankind's ultimate haven, our blessed terra firma. When it trembles and gives way beneath our feet, it's read more

The earth is mankind's ultimate haven, our blessed terra firma. When it trembles and gives way beneath our feet, it's as though one of God's checks has bounced.

I was thinking about leaving here, but not because of Fred,

I was thinking about leaving here, but not because of Fred,

I don't believe in luck. When I am diligent, my luck is generally good. When I am lax, my invariable read more

I don't believe in luck. When I am diligent, my luck is generally good. When I am lax, my invariable turns bad.

After last season, I think that's when Drew really got interested in playing college sports,

After last season, I think that's when Drew really got interested in playing college sports,

We are now looking for those responsible for the destruction of the police office. We will summon five to six read more

We are now looking for those responsible for the destruction of the police office. We will summon five to six citizens, plus several police officers, as witnesses.

We know we've got to create time out of no time.

We know we've got to create time out of no time.

We were devastated,

We were devastated,

This is our pride and joy, right here. There's Butter Crunch (lettuce) on the right, spinach in the middle and read more

This is our pride and joy, right here. There's Butter Crunch (lettuce) on the right, spinach in the middle and the remains of the Black-Seeded Simpson (leaf lettuce) on the left.