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    Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ""the cops."" But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!

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Bill . . . called a guy who was a towering figure and he totally defanged him.

Bill . . . called a guy who was a towering figure and he totally defanged him.

by David Axelrod Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When the word gets out that Dean isn't liberal - and in fact is quite conservative - on fiscal issues, read more

When the word gets out that Dean isn't liberal - and in fact is quite conservative - on fiscal issues, he'll pick up more McCain support. On fiscal issues, he's far to the right of Ted Kennedy.

by Jonathan Alter Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no read more

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

by Bruce Aidells Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I got off stage and this guy walked up to me. He's like this ball of energy. His name was read more

I got off stage and this guy walked up to me. He's like this ball of energy. His name was Lawrence Mathis, a manager. He said. 'I like what you're doing, and I'd like to talk to you. What are your plans? What are you doing?' I said, 'You caught me at a bad time, because I'm probably moving home in a couple of months.' But I met with him that next Monday and told him what was going on. He said, 'Give me a year to work with you.' I said, 'l don't have a year. I've got six months, at best.' He said, 'All right. Six months.' Five weeks later we got offered a deal from Broken Bow.

by Jason Aldean Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Our guards shot the ball pretty well tonight and I think they carried us, with Shawn being out of the read more

Our guards shot the ball pretty well tonight and I think they carried us, with Shawn being out of the starting lineup we had other guys step in.

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We sent AB back home to learn some more about ODI cricket. He had a bit of an identity crisis read more

We sent AB back home to learn some more about ODI cricket. He had a bit of an identity crisis in this form of the game. I'm happy to see how well he did and we will definitely consider him.

by Mickey Arthur Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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We will be relocating the service center, which is the family services center, mental health, the medical department. That will read more

We will be relocating the service center, which is the family services center, mental health, the medical department. That will be relocated we hope next week. We don't know the location right now, but we will find a new location next week.

by Ken Adams Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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He was instrumental in saving as many ash trees as he could, and just a terrific guy.

He was instrumental in saving as many ash trees as he could, and just a terrific guy.

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Benefits become business events,

Benefits become business events,

by David Adler Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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