The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential read more

The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath.

I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.

I don't want life to imitate art. I want life to be art.

Art is an experience, not the formulation of a problem.

Art is an experience, not the formulation of a problem.

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist.

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist.

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up.

You don't take a photograph, you make it.

You don't take a photograph, you make it.

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home.

I invent nothing, I rediscover.

I invent nothing, I rediscover.