Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

It seems like we have a rivalry every week. CU hates us. BYU hates us. Air Force doesn't care for read more

It seems like we have a rivalry every week. CU hates us. BYU hates us. Air Force doesn't care for us and Wyoming really hates us. Every week, we're playing for some sort of trophy or plaque. That's what is unique about college football.

At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

I had a chance to sit and watch the press from the bench, so when I got the chance to read more

I had a chance to sit and watch the press from the bench, so when I got the chance to go in, I had an idea of what I could do.

It's good to play another team we haven't seen yet. Lawrence has a lot of talent. To be No. 1, read more

It's good to play another team we haven't seen yet. Lawrence has a lot of talent. To be No. 1, you have to beat the best teams.

It is really for the clubs and players and people providing their feedback to let us know,

It is really for the clubs and players and people providing their feedback to let us know,

We only play two games a week, so if we have to add a third game it isn't too bad. read more

We only play two games a week, so if we have to add a third game it isn't too bad. We just haven't been getting the practice time, but the guys are trying to stay sharp.

All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies.

All political parties die at last of swallowing their own lies.

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like read more

I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?'