I started doing stand-up in college.

I started doing stand-up in college.

Adams first law of survival: Get even first.

Adams first law of survival: Get even first.

What we plan to do with that money is fund our state highway new-construction program for the next 10 years. read more

What we plan to do with that money is fund our state highway new-construction program for the next 10 years. So, there's a lot of debate about the use of that money. And, of course, there's some debate about leasing the toll road itself.

Patience is passion tamed.

Patience is passion tamed.

Jean Harlow [Hollywood's sexy actress] kept calling Margot Asquith by her first name, or kept trying to: she pronounced it read more

Jean Harlow [Hollywood's sexy actress] kept calling Margot Asquith by her first name, or kept trying to: she pronounced it Margot. Finally Margot set her right. `No, no, Jean. The t is silent as in Harlow.'

To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.

To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

Raising kids is part joy and part guerilla warfare.

You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, read more

You can fool some of the people some of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Prime Minister Ariel Sharon until now has not shown any readiness to sit together with the Palestinians to discuss all read more

Prime Minister Ariel Sharon until now has not shown any readiness to sit together with the Palestinians to discuss all the outstanding issues,