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    As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

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My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.

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It's nice that we have a lot of people that can contribute in different spots and pick up the slack. read more

It's nice that we have a lot of people that can contribute in different spots and pick up the slack. We are not generating a greater volume of shots, but a better quality of shot.

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Hasn't Sheik Osama bin Laden told you that you will not dream of security before there is security in Palestine read more

Hasn't Sheik Osama bin Laden told you that you will not dream of security before there is security in Palestine and before all the infidel armies withdraw from the land of Muhammed.

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Americans continue to suffer from a notoriously short attention span. They get mad as hell with reasonable frequency, but quickly read more

Americans continue to suffer from a notoriously short attention span. They get mad as hell with reasonable frequency, but quickly return to their families and sitcoms. Meanwhile, the corporate lobbies stay right where they are, outlasting all the populist hysteria.

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The heavyweight division takes as much of a blow on this as Bob Arum did. It's not good for the read more

The heavyweight division takes as much of a blow on this as Bob Arum did. It's not good for the heavyweight division. You can't cry over spilled milk. Whatever is left out there, you have to make the best of it.

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For violence, like Achilles' lance, can heal the wounds it has inflicted. - The Wretched of the Earth.

For violence, like Achilles' lance, can heal the wounds it has inflicted. - The Wretched of the Earth.

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We are all shopping in the same stores, so if someone hoards the toilet paper, there's less for us.

We are all shopping in the same stores, so if someone hoards the toilet paper, there's less for us.

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Just sitting on a room and taking a test like that, you don't know what to expect. It picks your read more

Just sitting on a room and taking a test like that, you don't know what to expect. It picks your brain apart.

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Well, whatever,

Well, whatever,

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