Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of read more

Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!

The four seniors really organized things. I've seen it occasionally, but usually not everybody. For all seven of them to read more

The four seniors really organized things. I've seen it occasionally, but usually not everybody. For all seven of them to show up in great shape, that's a really big plus for us.

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got read more

I've owned a lot of crap in my days -- rental houses and strip malls -- but we finally got this place, and it's worth all the crap.

This cat has been terrorizing people with cats. If you have a cat in your house this cat is trying read more

This cat has been terrorizing people with cats. If you have a cat in your house this cat is trying to get in your house.

But tomorrow is going to be different.

But tomorrow is going to be different.

I found my voice was a reaction to all that voice stuff.

I found my voice was a reaction to all that voice stuff.

Before mid-October it will be up and running.

Before mid-October it will be up and running.

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'