He's a tough guy for a lefty with the motion he has.

He's a tough guy for a lefty with the motion he has.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

We didn't want 5 a.m. wakeup calls with a front loader moving in front of someone's driveway.

We didn't want 5 a.m. wakeup calls with a front loader moving in front of someone's driveway.

He called me and said he loved me. I just lost it.

He called me and said he loved me. I just lost it.

I think we'd save a lot of money by hiring our own engineer. In fact, I know we would.

I think we'd save a lot of money by hiring our own engineer. In fact, I know we would.

There is a double-standard. And quite often if you're from Africa, if you're from a developing country, you'll be executed. read more

There is a double-standard. And quite often if you're from Africa, if you're from a developing country, you'll be executed. There aren't that many people protesting or making a big fuss. But our State Department and the media -- if you're a Westerner -- will make a big fuss.

A lot of it just has to do with luck, serendipity.

A lot of it just has to do with luck, serendipity.

When a woman ceases to alter the fashion of her hair, you guess that she has passed the crisis of read more

When a woman ceases to alter the fashion of her hair, you guess that she has passed the crisis of her experience.

I don't know the truth, ... I want to hear it from her lips.

I don't know the truth, ... I want to hear it from her lips.