Your wife will be very happy, ... If she's not, send her back. One thing about our company, customer satisfaction read more

Your wife will be very happy, ... If she's not, send her back. One thing about our company, customer satisfaction is guaranteed.

We just didn't hit the ball. She (Witte) pitched well, but I thought we had a chance because we were read more

We just didn't hit the ball. She (Witte) pitched well, but I thought we had a chance because we were able to hold them in the first game after getting down early.

Our long-range goal, once we get high-school students off the yellow buses, is to start looking at adjusting the bell read more

Our long-range goal, once we get high-school students off the yellow buses, is to start looking at adjusting the bell time of elementary schools. Then we can reduce the number of buses, and then we will see the savings.

Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

Sex is like snow... You never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.

Telling me to get the bat, it was like, 'Oh my God,' ... The first thing I remember walking to read more

Telling me to get the bat, it was like, 'Oh my God,' ... The first thing I remember walking to the plate was, 'Man, these lights are good.'

Matt Olson has been just a horse the second half of the year for us.

Matt Olson has been just a horse the second half of the year for us.

There are already Chinese software companies, operating in China; they are fast learners ... If there will be a large read more

There are already Chinese software companies, operating in China; they are fast learners ... If there will be a large software company emerging in Asia, it is likely to emerge in China first.

Keep doing good deeds long enough, and you'll probably turn out a good man in spite of yourself.

Keep doing good deeds long enough, and you'll probably turn out a good man in spite of yourself.

You hate to see a superstar go beyond that point where he should. I have such a positive memory, that's read more

You hate to see a superstar go beyond that point where he should. I have such a positive memory, that's my concern. If people start talking about how he shouldn't be playing, it would devalue his marketability.