We will not allow you to sit here, conspire with the opposition and give them money to overthrow the president,

We will not allow you to sit here, conspire with the opposition and give them money to overthrow the president,

The emergency we face in the Horn today is the result of successive seasons of failed rains. Consequently, pastoralists living read more

The emergency we face in the Horn today is the result of successive seasons of failed rains. Consequently, pastoralists living in these arid, remote lands have very few survival strategies left and desperately require our assistance to make it through until the next rains.

Customer needs have an unsettling way of not staying satisfied for very long.

Customer needs have an unsettling way of not staying satisfied for very long.

We hope that after they get their degrees, they'll make their home and careers back in Texas,

We hope that after they get their degrees, they'll make their home and careers back in Texas,

When my unit left, we felt good about what we had done.

When my unit left, we felt good about what we had done.

After it's all said and done, we usually have a couple thousand left, and we donate that to the Anacortes read more

After it's all said and done, we usually have a couple thousand left, and we donate that to the Anacortes Boys and Girls Club.

At some point, when stretched so far, you break. We are not made of elastic.

At some point, when stretched so far, you break. We are not made of elastic.

I watch news programs and I love Comedy Central. I love The Daily Show-it's smarter than anything else. I also read more

I watch news programs and I love Comedy Central. I love The Daily Show-it's smarter than anything else. I also like The Critic and Celebrity Death Match and South Park. I love all of that.

There are those who have burned schools and killed doctors, nurses and many other innocent Afghans.

There are those who have burned schools and killed doctors, nurses and many other innocent Afghans.