There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them.

The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull. This is not always easy to achieve.

The first requirement of a statesman is that he be dull. This is not always easy to achieve.

I really haven't noticed much difference. Sometimes they call it, and sometimes they don't. I'm just glad they're not calling read more

I really haven't noticed much difference. Sometimes they call it, and sometimes they don't. I'm just glad they're not calling [as many fouls as] they did in the preseason. Those games were taking forever.

The budget surplus is real, not imagined, and it means that the tax is no longer needed,

The budget surplus is real, not imagined, and it means that the tax is no longer needed,

I do not trust people who don't love themselves and yet tell me, 'I love you.' There is an African read more

I do not trust people who don't love themselves and yet tell me, 'I love you.' There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.

We would like to begin to whittle away at lead time. Long lead times just add cost to the entire read more

We would like to begin to whittle away at lead time. Long lead times just add cost to the entire supply chain. Short lead times reduce cost. It's real simple.

There's a lot of things that don't make sense about this picture.

There's a lot of things that don't make sense about this picture.

My parents are trying to not show their emotions, but I know they're getting really excited.

My parents are trying to not show their emotions, but I know they're getting really excited.

While this amount may seem large, it pales in comparison to the estimated $100 billion spent each year on bottled read more

While this amount may seem large, it pales in comparison to the estimated $100 billion spent each year on bottled water.