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Whenever I felt like slitting my wrists I used to like listening to depressed singers from the 1970s. It was read more

Whenever I felt like slitting my wrists I used to like listening to depressed singers from the 1970s. It was great music for a misunderstood teenager. And when I'm feeling misunderstood these days, I'll stick on a bit of Leonard Cohen.

by Diane Abbott Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The earth is mankind's ultimate haven, our blessed terra firma. When it trembles and gives way beneath our feet, it's read more

The earth is mankind's ultimate haven, our blessed terra firma. When it trembles and gives way beneath our feet, it's as though one of God's checks has bounced.

by Gilbert Adair Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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I have learned long ago to possess my soul in patience and accept the inevitable.

I have learned long ago to possess my soul in patience and accept the inevitable.

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I got in there and I could not talk. I literally couldn't speak, just nightmare-froze.

I got in there and I could not talk. I literally couldn't speak, just nightmare-froze.

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Our advertising guidelines are such that Lowe's chooses not to advertise in controversial programming, including programming with gratuitous sex and read more

Our advertising guidelines are such that Lowe's chooses not to advertise in controversial programming, including programming with gratuitous sex and violence.

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The issue is not the gas supply, it's the power outages, ... There's no gas shortage.

The issue is not the gas supply, it's the power outages, ... There's no gas shortage.

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Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.

Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.

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Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals and dockyards make the city, but read more

Not houses finely roofed or the stones of walls well builded, nay nor canals and dockyards make the city, but men able to use their opportunity.

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The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

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