Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible -- it cannot be seen or measured, yet read more

Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible -- it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.

We have a balance in the house. It's not like 24-7.

We have a balance in the house. It's not like 24-7.

I'm relieved knowing the baby is back and relieved that [the suspect] is behind bars.

I'm relieved knowing the baby is back and relieved that [the suspect] is behind bars.

We'll have a short presentation. We just encourage anybody who is interested in the lake to attend.

We'll have a short presentation. We just encourage anybody who is interested in the lake to attend.

There is a director who should make 'Silver Surfer' — he is mentally committed to it.

There is a director who should make 'Silver Surfer' — he is mentally committed to it.

This guy is a bastard. He took advantage of my daughter,

This guy is a bastard. He took advantage of my daughter,

Michelle is, without a doubt, one of the best all-around basketball players in the state right now. She is the read more

Michelle is, without a doubt, one of the best all-around basketball players in the state right now. She is the complete package. Any coach would kill to have her on the team.

We came up with a pretty unique scheme that we think the tourism people were impressed with.

We came up with a pretty unique scheme that we think the tourism people were impressed with.

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love read more

My family would be supportive if I said I wanted to be a Martian, wear only banana skins, make love to ashtrays, and eat tree bark.