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    I tease her all the time because she'll need to take an afternoon off here and there to sing at someone's funeral. I told her when I die, she better sing at mine. She's really good - she'll move you to tears.

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[The cartoon controversy] has struck a chord of public anger. The spark was provided by the cartoons, but it's already read more

[The cartoon controversy] has struck a chord of public anger. The spark was provided by the cartoons, but it's already political, and the target now is the government.

by Ayaz Amir Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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The justice doesn't have any comment about it.

The justice doesn't have any comment about it.

by Kathy Arberg Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Their strength is inside. We flooded the post, so anything they wanted to score was from the outside and they read more

Their strength is inside. We flooded the post, so anything they wanted to score was from the outside and they don't have the guards to score.

by John Artinger Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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[Some callers] aren't paying their electric (bill) in order to get their medicine, ... aren't getting their medicine in order read more

[Some callers] aren't paying their electric (bill) in order to get their medicine, ... aren't getting their medicine in order to pay their electric.

by Diane Archer Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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At the end of my life, I have achieved belated fame and recognition in the city of my birth.

At the end of my life, I have achieved belated fame and recognition in the city of my birth.

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NSA is guilty of buying a bill of goods from contractors without checking to see if it is feasible. The read more

NSA is guilty of buying a bill of goods from contractors without checking to see if it is feasible. The contractors are guilty of promising the moon and not delivering. And Congress is guilty for failing to oversee it from beginning to end.

by Matthew Aid Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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One fourth of the money stays here in Zanesville, going to Christ Table and the Salvation Army. The other three-fourth's read more

One fourth of the money stays here in Zanesville, going to Christ Table and the Salvation Army. The other three-fourth's goes wherever it is needed in this country and in the world.

by Betty Anderson Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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Life is a wonderful thing to talk about, or to read about in history books - but it is terrible read more

Life is a wonderful thing to talk about, or to read about in history books - but it is terrible when one has to live it

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Doug Melvin's contract is absolutely being extended,

Doug Melvin's contract is absolutely being extended,

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