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    The muscles built up by my system aren't the kind that turn into knots of gristle after middle age and give their owner rheumatic misery, which is generally the ultimate payoff for super athletes.

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Coach has such an open offense that he doesn't mind what you do as long as you're playing defense. I read more

Coach has such an open offense that he doesn't mind what you do as long as you're playing defense. I have pretty much a green light on offense, and that's why it's working out so good.

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It's a very rugged country, and the weather can turn rapidly. Sometimes you can see the storms coming, and sometimes read more

It's a very rugged country, and the weather can turn rapidly. Sometimes you can see the storms coming, and sometimes you can't.

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This was a fun night for the guys. This was our last home game, so it was important for everyone read more

This was a fun night for the guys. This was our last home game, so it was important for everyone to get some playing time and have some fun.

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It was like, here comes a joke. Here's the joke. I just told a joke!

It was like, here comes a joke. Here's the joke. I just told a joke!

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They were gonna make him co-captain and what not and now we are walking in memory and honor of him.

They were gonna make him co-captain and what not and now we are walking in memory and honor of him.

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On behalf of all of those who have a special place in their hearts for Vail Mountain, I would like read more

On behalf of all of those who have a special place in their hearts for Vail Mountain, I would like to thank and congratulate the many law enforcement bodies who worked so hard over such a long period of time to find the individuals who are allegedly responsible for the shocking Vail arson in 1998.

by Adam Aron Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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You've got to see where the jobs land and where jobs open.

You've got to see where the jobs land and where jobs open.

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I wouldn't read too much into it.

I wouldn't read too much into it.

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Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry

by George Ade Found in: Miscellaneous Quotes,
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