There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't read more

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't, and that's a spouse who can't cook and will.

I am ready with my candies and my rockets and praying to Allah that Sharon dies. We have prepared a read more

I am ready with my candies and my rockets and praying to Allah that Sharon dies. We have prepared a celebratory barrage of rockets ready to fire into Israel on the occasion of the death of our enemy.

There are many teachers who could ruin you. Before you know it you could be a pale copy of this read more

There are many teachers who could ruin you. Before you know it you could be a pale copy of this teacher or that teacher. You have to evolve on your own.

It's as important as anything I've ever done as owner. To have the next great big man of the NBA, read more

It's as important as anything I've ever done as owner. To have the next great big man of the NBA, it's very important for the team and the city. We're trying to win championships, and anything that takes away from that concentration (such as contract issues) hurts. I think we can be one of the top three teams in the West. We have a great team and great coach. And we have an asset that a lot of teams don't have with Yao in the middle.

When you reflect on Sept. 11 and the tragedy of that day, one of the things that came out of read more

When you reflect on Sept. 11 and the tragedy of that day, one of the things that came out of that was the goodness of humanity,

I don't really see [today's bad corporate news] as significant fundamental factors, I see it more as an excuse for read more

I don't really see [today's bad corporate news] as significant fundamental factors, I see it more as an excuse for short-term profit-taking. The correction we've seen is very small relative to the rally we've seen in the last few weeks.

All three of them are competitive kids and they have always been successful players. Brendan wasn't a surprise, I have read more

All three of them are competitive kids and they have always been successful players. Brendan wasn't a surprise, I have seen what he could do for the past couple of years. Sometimes sophomores come up to varsity and have trouble adjusting right away but he has really been a good player for us.

Somebody could read about Shakespeare and get honors credit, but those kids who not only have to read Shakespeare but read more

Somebody could read about Shakespeare and get honors credit, but those kids who not only have to read Shakespeare but to act it and perform it didn't. That is the perfect illustration of why these students should get honors credit.

She's a very, very important part of our program. She really has produced. She has more home runs now than read more

She's a very, very important part of our program. She really has produced. She has more home runs now than in her whole career. She's using the whole field now, hitting home runs to right field and left field.