Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I read more

Gracie comes home from the hospital after visiting a sick friend. (George) 'Where did you get the flowers?' (Gracie) 'I went to visit Mable.' (George) 'Yeah, so?' (Gracie) 'WELL, you told me to take her flowers!'

He has a ton of talent. He has always put up numbers in the minor leagues. And he's a great read more

He has a ton of talent. He has always put up numbers in the minor leagues. And he's a great cook - great Mexican food.

A release order is to be given to the prison administration for the defendants whose names have been mentioned.

A release order is to be given to the prison administration for the defendants whose names have been mentioned.

Many Iraqis believe that psychologists treat crazy people. For this reason, they don?t bring their children in for treatment.

Many Iraqis believe that psychologists treat crazy people. For this reason, they don?t bring their children in for treatment.

This merger will mean a real choice and lower prices in local phone service, faster Internet access and better cable read more

This merger will mean a real choice and lower prices in local phone service, faster Internet access and better cable TV,

No one understands my ills, nor the terror that fills my breast, who does not know the heart of a read more

No one understands my ills, nor the terror that fills my breast, who does not know the heart of a mother.

We believe investors are justifiably growing increasingly concerned that production disruptions due to labor disputes are increasingly probable as there read more

We believe investors are justifiably growing increasingly concerned that production disruptions due to labor disputes are increasingly probable as there are currently two suppliers in bankruptcy with another more than likely headed in that direction.

I pray that this council, which will probably be too late to save Iraq, will do what it can, which read more

I pray that this council, which will probably be too late to save Iraq, will do what it can, which will be immeasurably strong in what it does in trying to save our democracy.

We figured it's about time we tried to put on a really good show. It's hard to do that when read more

We figured it's about time we tried to put on a really good show. It's hard to do that when you're going out drinking every night.