Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.

Only the stupidest calves choose their own butcher.

I wept as I remembered how often you and I had tired the sun with talking and sent him down read more

I wept as I remembered how often you and I had tired the sun with talking and sent him down the sky.

There's a danger inherent in adopting rules that sound good but have no statistical basis or significance.

There's a danger inherent in adopting rules that sound good but have no statistical basis or significance.

The doctor?s authorized me to indicate to the public that he acknowledges that he has an alcohol problem. His work read more

The doctor?s authorized me to indicate to the public that he acknowledges that he has an alcohol problem. His work schedule of 12 to 16 hours a day leaves him an in exhaustive state, and just a few drinks -- or any drink -- are too much to handle.

No, my degree was history, not the practice of art! I can't draw to save my life you know.

No, my degree was history, not the practice of art! I can't draw to save my life you know.

No matter how you look at it, no matter how many lame arguments Cindy wants to make, my numbers are read more

No matter how you look at it, no matter how many lame arguments Cindy wants to make, my numbers are bigger and she'll just have to get used to it,

We feel like we had something to play for.

We feel like we had something to play for.

But they will also do the minimum to stop people from going to fight in Iraq to avoid a sectarian read more

But they will also do the minimum to stop people from going to fight in Iraq to avoid a sectarian conflict at home.

She was flesh and blood. She ended up being killed.

She was flesh and blood. She ended up being killed.