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I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.
I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.
When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys read more
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and read more
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or read more
A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc
The proximity of an army causes prices to go up; and high prices cause people's substance to be drained away. read more
The proximity of an army causes prices to go up; and high prices cause people's substance to be drained away. When their substance is drained away, they will be afflicted by heavy exactions. With this loss of substance and exhaustion of strength, the homes of the people will be stripped bare, and their incomes dissipated.
