A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an read more

A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an army of thieves

Clothes and manners do not make the man; but, when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.

Clothes and manners do not make the man; but, when he is made, they greatly improve his appearance.

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and read more

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But read more

It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.

A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or read more

A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.