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Build up your creditBuild up your self esteemBuild up your bank accountMoving up in the sceneEveryone's living the American Dream read more
Build up your creditBuild up your self esteemBuild up your bank accountMoving up in the sceneEveryone's living the American Dream so we canBuild up an armyAnd SMASH it to pieces!
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But read more
It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys read more
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and read more
Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or read more
A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc
A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an read more
A great war leaves the country with three armies - an army of cripples, an army of mourners, and an army of thieves
When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.
