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I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.

by George Harrison Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

by Desiderius Erasmus Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys read more

Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, "Who'd you call a faggot?"

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Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and read more

Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.

by Coleman Cox Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence
in society.

by Unknown Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

by Blake Clark Found in: Army Quotes,
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People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.

People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.

by Lee Mildon Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or read more

A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc

by Tennessee Williams Found in: Clothes Quotes,
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The proximity of an army causes prices to go up; and high prices cause people's substance to be drained away. read more

The proximity of an army causes prices to go up; and high prices cause people's substance to be drained away. When their substance is drained away, they will be afflicted by heavy exactions. With this loss of substance and exhaustion of strength, the homes of the people will be stripped bare, and their incomes dissipated.

by Sun Tzu Found in: Army Quotes,
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