I'm looking forward to cutting down those nets.

I'm looking forward to cutting down those nets.

The thing about baseball is, it takes one pitch to change a game. He just got the bat head out. read more

The thing about baseball is, it takes one pitch to change a game. He just got the bat head out. Every pitcher in America's going to say, 'Darn it, that shouldn't have been hit.' But he hit my pitch.

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You can always buy her back again.

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You can always buy her back again.

The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is read more

The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is to feed not just on the body, but the soul.

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there read more

For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.

It never crossed my mind that it would be Marla. I didn't want to push God it didn't have to read more

It never crossed my mind that it would be Marla. I didn't want to push God it didn't have to be her.

Some white people hate black people, and some white people love black people, some black people hate white people, and read more

Some white people hate black people, and some white people love black people, some black people hate white people, and some black people love white people. So you see it's not an issue of black and white, it's an issue of Lovers and Haters.

If it doesn't happen, we'll simply have to interrupt the talks.

If it doesn't happen, we'll simply have to interrupt the talks.

He told us the game wasn't over. He told us (the Bulldogs) weren't going to quit. We got lackadaisical.

He told us the game wasn't over. He told us (the Bulldogs) weren't going to quit. We got lackadaisical.