I dress up in my costume, and I do the laundry.

I dress up in my costume, and I do the laundry.

Your Englishman, confronted by something abnormal will always pretend that it isn't there. If, however, you force him to look read more

Your Englishman, confronted by something abnormal will always pretend that it isn't there. If, however, you force him to look into it, he'll at once pretend that he sees the object not for what it is but for something that he would like it to be.

You have to give Midland a lot of credit. They were prepared for all our sets and they came ready read more

You have to give Midland a lot of credit. They were prepared for all our sets and they came ready to win.

It's not just a Jewish thing, it's a faith thing.

It's not just a Jewish thing, it's a faith thing.

As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV.

As long as ugly people are not on TV, you should only ever have interesting people on TV.

It's great to just disappear, grab a suitcase, switch the answering machine on and just go somewhere else.

It's great to just disappear, grab a suitcase, switch the answering machine on and just go somewhere else.

Felix will not pitch for Venezuela. We felt it best that given his youth and inexperience that it would be read more

Felix will not pitch for Venezuela. We felt it best that given his youth and inexperience that it would be far better for him to be with our club in spring training.

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience read more

As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.

We try to take advantage of everything. If we have one mismatch we'll ride it as long as we can.

We try to take advantage of everything. If we have one mismatch we'll ride it as long as we can.